"He'll sit there and go, Dipsy... Po... Dipsy... Po. I honestly don't think he knows colors. Just Teletubbies."


Chelsea is a Sassy Black Lady.

Oh my dear lord, Chelsea is the highlight of my summer. Why, you may ask?

Q: Who smears red lipstick all over her face and leaves it there allll night?
A: Chelsea.

Q: Who discovers her inner sassy black lady and spends the rest of the night adding "bitches" to the end of every sentence?
A: Chelsea

Q: Who invented the Sexy Dance?
A: Chelsea

Q: Who names her body parts [Bonnie and Clyde, specifically]?
A: Chelsea

Q: Who has not Mountain Dew but Mountain Fury at her house?
A: Chelsea

Q: Who do I have deep discussions with set to the Moulin Rouge soundtrack?
A: Chelsea

Now, for the extra credit portion of the test:

Q: How long did the Mountain Fury make me hyper?
A: Two minutes. Or three.

Q: How long did Chelsea laugh at my random hyperness for?
A: About five minutes.

Q: What grade did I get in DDR
A: B!

Q: Which Golden Girl am I? Which Golden Girl is Chelsea?
A: Kellie is Dorothy and Chelsea is Rose.

Yes. Best night ever.

Oh, and today? "Park Place Lane"? Margo and Katie, you are my freshmen.


Blogger sacrlett o'hara babbled mindlessly...

hey how is chelsea? whats going on with her?

3:28 PM


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