"He'll sit there and go, Dipsy... Po... Dipsy... Po. I honestly don't think he knows colors. Just Teletubbies."

2.12.2005

Oaf

Last night, Betty Jean came over and we had a lovely time. This involved watching Vanity Fair, me explaining Vanity Fair to Betty, watching a large amount of CNN, and utilizing the Buzz Book to make fun of people.

Betty has the best gossip, though. Apparently, the other day during her Spanish class, the cops were over on Maryhill because some kid was busted for pot, and the whole class just got up and watched out the windows. And then yesterday, during her theology class, Toe Touches didn't know that there wasn't lunch, so he just didn't show up for class and Madame had to be their sub, along with Girly Sweater. Then Betty told a story about her mom, 911, chasing buses, red lights, and extraneous oboes. The best part is that the story is true. Anyway, then I went off on a rant about stoners, my history class that I am indefinitely transfering out of, and I called people oafs and pigs.

Then tonight was the German dinner with Stary and D. It was very, very amusing. We spoke in Swedish accents and discussed how hilariously irritating all the Big puns for the musical are, and how sometimes the morning announcements are so poorly typed that you have to translate them into English.

Drunk Man: Colors aren't real. They are an extention of light.
[Stary and I absolutely lose it and start laughing maniacally.]

Stary: But that's your grandfather's knife. That he used to kill people.
D: He didn't kill people. He butchered cows.
Stary: Geez, D. Remember? Scare the frosh!!

It is time for my daily bagel. My life is like the Our Father/Notre Père except that we have daily bagels instead of daily bread. And we aren't that holy, with the exception of The Frater.

4 Comments:

Blogger Pencil Case babbled mindlessly...

Bitch aka Kellinka,

Change the to how it was.

I might die if you don't.

9:27 PM

 
Blogger Kellinka babbled mindlessly...

Dipshit aka Benji,

You better be happy.

I might kill you if you aren't.

9:34 PM

 
Blogger ducklet babbled mindlessly...

so you vote for doink? it's not as cool as 'nardly', but i suppose it'll do ;)

8:37 PM

 
Blogger Kellinka babbled mindlessly...

Hey, you can always borrow 'nardly' if you want!

8:49 PM

 

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