"He'll sit there and go, Dipsy... Po... Dipsy... Po. I honestly don't think he knows colors. Just Teletubbies."


Bizarre Things Genius Idea Says, Volume One.

Because, really, these are the most interesting things I can think of to mention today. It was a very boring day, except for the enormous rainstorm that left me soaked and the enormous stench of aftershave in the hallway that restrained my breathing.

Cate: I had three cups of coffee, half a cappuccino, and a Krispy Kreme doughnut this morning.
Genius Idea, to the whole class: You can run around the room until the bell rings, just so you know.
Cate: I have a feeling that was directed at me.
Genius Idea: Yeah.

Representin': People who didn't win for their other selections could run for treasurer!
Genius Idea: No! Just because you're a politician doesn't mean you're good with money. (Awkward silence.) I'm funny.

Duct Tape, worried about what our French textbook might be telling us: They could be, like, swearing at us and we wouldn't even know!
Genius Idea: You'll know.
Duct Tape: Why? Are you gonna teach us?
Genius Idea: Sure.

Genius Idea: If there's this picture on a test, and you come up to me and you go, [whiny voice] 'what is this a picture of?' [/whiny voice], I'm going to say, 'Flowers!' and then you will have to write about flowers, but if you don't ask me, you could write about flowers, or a garden, or the rain.

Genius Idea: And if you forgot your eraser, you can take a sock off one of your feet!

Danno: What exactly do we do in French club?
Genius Idea: Mainly we eat doughnuts.

Yeah, enjoy these, I'm sure more will be coming soon. The insanity, it has to be recorded somewhere, right?


Blogger Just Roy babbled mindlessly...

Who is Genius Idea?

4:43 PM

Blogger Kellinka babbled mindlessly...

My French teacher.

8:32 PM

Anonymous Anonymous babbled mindlessly...

"Danno: What exactly do we do in French club?
Genius Idea: Mainly we eat doughnuts."

Haha, I love it


12:44 PM

Blogger Kellinka babbled mindlessly...

Hee! She says it with this really maniacal grin on her face, because it's 100% true.

8:35 PM


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