"He'll sit there and go, Dipsy... Po... Dipsy... Po. I honestly don't think he knows colors. Just Teletubbies."

5.30.2004

Letters from Cate

Dear Woman Sitting Behind me at Shrek 2:

Stop laughing. And stop talking. And stop telling me what happens at the end. You laugh like a donkey. Just stop.

Hate,
Cate (Hahahaha. Rhyming is fun.)


Dear Nice Family Sitting Next to Us at Shrek 2:

You were very nice! And strikingly well-behaved! Not a talker or a seat kicker in the bunch, and you shared your popcorn! Plus, the mother gave us this comic gem when one of the four little boys said, "Aww, Mom, look at that!" at one of those puppy-mill ads: "Yes, sweet pea, isn't that sad?" (in a very clipped voice. You had to be there, I guess.)

Love,
Cate


Dear Princess Diana,

Get your skinny little ass back from St. Louis.

Waiting impatiently,
Cate

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