"He'll sit there and go, Dipsy... Po... Dipsy... Po. I honestly don't think he knows colors. Just Teletubbies."


Why Hollywood Video Hates Us

Madre: (on why The Missing has an "R" rating) It's just scawy!
Me: Oh, yes. Scawy indeed. If by scawy you mean Tommy Lee Jones' hair.
(Maniacal laughter.)
Me: Oh my gods! We're talking like Homestar Runner ("homestaw wunnow")!
Madre: Sowwy. We'we all out of tape.

(Moments later)
Me: Oh my gods! Pieces of April! I love that movie! "Oh, mother, isn't every day just beautiful?"
Madre: No, not really.


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