"He'll sit there and go, Dipsy... Po... Dipsy... Po. I honestly don't think he knows colors. Just Teletubbies."


My Wonky Clock

I stupidly threw away my digital clock last year and bought a very cheap one from IKEA that is not digital (which would explain it's ninety-nine cent cost) but very cute. This new, non-digital clock is usually quite accurate, but it told me I had woken up at quarter to seven this morning (it was really 9:30) and I left my bedroom at what the clock said was 8:45 but was really 6:15. Screw you, wonky clock.


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