"He'll sit there and go, Dipsy... Po... Dipsy... Po. I honestly don't think he knows colors. Just Teletubbies."

4.29.2004

A Love Letter to iTunes

Dear iTunes,

I am a pitiful, miserable soul. I am currently downloading something by Avril frelling Lavigne. And all because it is free. This is horrible. How did you know that I am free's bitch? If it is free, I take it. I take concealer samples that do not match my freakishly pale skin. I take lotion samples that dry out my freakishly dry skin. And now, I am downloading a song I hate because it is free.

God. I love iTunes.

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