"He'll sit there and go, Dipsy... Po... Dipsy... Po. I honestly don't think he knows colors. Just Teletubbies."

4.08.2004

Hm. Can't Think of a Title.

Hm. This day was excruciatingly dull. Except getting yelled at by the substitute, hereafter known as Mrs. Gibbles, again today. This time for screwing around with Betty and BB. Betty started laughing uncontrollably, so did BB and I, BB left the room and Betty and I managed to control ourselves but then she walked back in and she got the giggles again. I have no idea what we were laughing at anymore.

Did anyone else catch Lorraine Bracco on Conan last night? Her story about Salvador Dali and the painting of the man with the red penis was hysterical. Albeit not as good as Allison Janney's Getting Mugged in L.A. Story, which is a classic. So many of my favourite people give good, charming, witty interviews, though, so it's rather hard to pick just one favourite. For example, Holly Hunter has the best story about being deficient in athletic ability, the Bad Pitching Story. And Patricia Clarkson has the best (only) Hockey is Sexy story. And the best Scary Clothing of the 80s Story. And Emma Thompson tells the best stories ever. So it's quite hard to pick just one, you see. Although I assure you that Lorraine Bracco is the official champion of Salvador Dali stories and Offensive Pictures of Men with Red Penises stories.

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