"He'll sit there and go, Dipsy... Po... Dipsy... Po. I honestly don't think he knows colors. Just Teletubbies."

4.19.2004

Dear Madonna

Madonna recently abandoned her best friend, Debi somebody (Kozer, I think), because she doesn't believe in the Kablahblah. I mean, oh, jesus. That is just wrong on so many levels. You don't reject your best friend just because she doesn't have a red string that looks like a fucking hair tie around her wrist! Jesus! I mean, who's gonna be Madonna's best friend now, Demi Moore?

That really pisses me off. If I ever dump any of my friends for a trendy religion, please shoot me. In the head, not in the foot. With an Uzi. Really.

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