"He'll sit there and go, Dipsy... Po... Dipsy... Po. I honestly don't think he knows colors. Just Teletubbies."


Dear Anne Heche: Must You Talk Like You Are on Crack?

Anne Heche is a weird one. She talks faster than I do, for gods' sake. And she seems so spacy. Not Daryl Hannah-spacy, mind you. Daryl Hannah-spacy is when you go on talk shows and tell stories about how you had to pull over on the highway because you forgot how to drive it. But, Anne Heche, you are spacy enough.

In other news, I don't have to go to church today. I *heart* having working parental units.


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