"He'll sit there and go, Dipsy... Po... Dipsy... Po. I honestly don't think he knows colors. Just Teletubbies."

4.11.2004

Cate: Your Future Theater Diva

Margo (formerly Hallie) and I are starting a play over the summer. We've decided to take Sense and Sensibility and modernize it. We're going to be collaboratively writing, directing, and acting, as Ellie (moi) and Maria (her.) So...yes. And many of the people we know will be participating, whether they wish to participate or not. We're excited, yes. And if this makes you excited, too, send us money. We love money. It will help pay for... something. Probably doughnuts from the Krispy Kreme of the future. But, hey, if it improves the work ethic, it's worth it, right?

And, it's two-for-one entry day!

Princess Di is Priceless

Di: My grandmother is a trash-talking card princess.

[Diana's family is playing Taboo, and Diana on her family playing Taboo]

Di: Beloved Aunt Cheryl seemed to think the Amazon river was somewhere in Africa.

"Boys wear these to prom."
"Condoms!"

BAC: You've heard a lot of these in your life.
Di: Lies?

"Boys do this a lot."
Di's Mutti: [after cackling] You're going to have to give us a lot more than that.

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